There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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