can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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