We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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