brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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