Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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