Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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