He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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