I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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