marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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