Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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