I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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