There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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