It's Friday. Sex?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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