SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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