I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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