I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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