Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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