just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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