i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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