new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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