Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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