You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
