So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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