where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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