I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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