My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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