Jerry, you need to find god
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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