She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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