Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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