You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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