I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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