come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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