That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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