I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
