you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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