Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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