I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
