i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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