a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
