Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
This baby is an asshole
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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