That's intense
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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