Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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