thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Walk of Shame today included voting.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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