Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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