okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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