You're my little dorito
i jhust puked up my retainher.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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