I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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