Don't you send me to vm
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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