problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Randomize
