it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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