Porn is love you can see.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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