My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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