i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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